Jim Dollares
·Oh man, that’s pretty cool! Can we purchase one of these?
Want!
Children of the Church, you will need to upgrade your holy membership to Shiny Silver Extra Premium Mega Plus which will allow for you to enter a lottery where one lucky winner will win this mighty book. Upgrade now for a small fee of $19 400, followed by a small monthly fee of $999 (charged yearly in advance)*
The Shiny Silver Extra Premium Mega Plus membership level now also includes an eternal free supply of mesh bracelets for your watches in the afterlife*
*Terms and conditions apply