Hey guys, good to be back
First of all, thanks to Rob for his effort with the silver dial awareness, bless you my child.
Michael, I know it can be difficult but please, try to resist the temptations of the evil panda. It is not too late for you. Accept the shining silver dial in to your heart and your soul shall be granted eternal happiness. As it is written in the fourth chapter of the Holy Book of Silver Dials:
"He who admires the silver dial, shall after his passing forever be surrounded by track girls dressed in GULF labeled sexy clothing"
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