Monaco question

Easy movement reference is:

If it's old (1969-1970s): (Not sure? The pushers are small and round.)

-Crown on the left,
-two register - it's a Cal 11 / 11i / 12. (Same movement just with some improvements for reliability)
-one asymmetric register and a weird little running seconds at 10 o'clock, cal 15 (decontented version of the Cal 11)

-Crown on the right,
-two register WITH date window - Valjoux 7734.
-two register, no date window, 7733.
-3-register, 7736

If it's new (1990s+): (Not sure? The pushers are oblong.)

Crown on the left, it's the new Cal 11 (ETA 2892 + Dubois Depraz chronograph module)

Crown on the right,
-two register and says 'Calibre 12' it's the new Cal 12, same as the new Cal 11 above but without the novel arrangement
-two register but they have different designs, no markings on the running seconds, ETA 2894 (ETA 2892 + ETA chronograph module)
-two register with silly vestigial running seconds and costs more, Heuer-02
-3-register, 'Calibre 17', ETA 2894

For a short time there was an overgrown, blobby Monaco called the '24' that had the Calibre 36, which was a Zenith El Primero.

At least I didn't call it 'fugly' or 'an affront to good design'

It most definitely would.