In the left corner all the way from England, with more quartz watches than he can keep track of…. Aqua-G!

Challenged today by the silver dial loving maniac from Sweden…. Pimpy-J!






Cast your vote below on who won this EPIC HOROLOGICAL RAP BATTLE!


The winner will get to meet the horological rap king of Indonesia, the man known as O-Boy!



Aqua-G:
Whassup bitch!
You muss be crayzee
Quartz is so accurate
and from just a little battery
Automatic movements
they gonna be the death of me
Daaamn watchwinders
they is takin' all my energy!


Pimpy-J:
Got so much cash
the honeys see me wind,
Leaving all the motherfucking
quartz pieces behind!!

My in-house movements
its like I won the lottery,
you spend your sad days
changing another battery!!!


Aqua-G:
I'm Aqua-G, I'm king of the hill
For all these other bitches it's a bitter pill
I put in the work, I put in the time
Now it pays off, I'm gold not nickel and dime
I'm sharp like a razor, pressed like a blazer
I'll stun you or kill you like Star Trek phaser
But here's a lesson, don't give up hope
If you post enough you can still be dope.... 2.


Pimpy-J:
Hey little man you think you're tough
like a fake Aquaracer you aint nothing but a bluff,
What the hell kinda name is Aqua-G
all your gold is plated you think we cant see?
I come to your house knock your head to the ground
From ma Heuer02 you hear a loud spinning sound,
I aint no shitty poser with no calibre fives
my in house movements are sharper than knives,
Let this be a lesson and hear what I say
now shut the fuck up and get out of ma way!


Aqua-G:
Word is that quartz is more than you deserve
Three to five years that's a REAL power reserve
Spending all your money on yet another service
Might as well be throwing all your dollares in a furnace
Sooner or later you'll want a Swiss tourbillon
Or a Cartier capped with a black cabachon
Take a step back and find your inner humble
Or forever be deafened by the Heuer 02 rumble



Last but not least, in case you missed it, make sure to enjoy this awesome song from Teddy during the weekend, it has been on repeat in my car since release

 

We should clarify that this was two separate rap battles joined together which is why it makes no sense...

 

Has rap ever made sense?

 

And muddled up, into the bargain.

 

Anyhoo....

If no one else is going to ask, I'll bite. Jim, where the hell was the photo taken? And why are you wearing a shitty gold plated Casio?

 

Or had a purpose?

 

Hahaha whats so strange about this photo? It is taken at a party in a hotel room in Gdansk

the Casio was an old impulse buy

Edit: I obviously wore the Casio to match my sunglasses, hat and bow tie

 

Obviously

 

For the sake of absolute humiliation, perhaps we should continue...

I said....
Your shades are hilarious, balanced so precarious
You acting all gangsta but I doubt that you're nefarious
You say your dial is silver but your hat is clearly gold
Your mishmash of styles is getting real old

Now tell me what you want, what you really really want
Is it a Rolex, a Brietling a TAG Heuer Autavia
An Audemars Piguet, or a Hub-o-lot Big Bang
Damn you crackers can't make your f'n minds up
Just go big or go home but make sure it has diamonds!


I think we need to wait for the late night crowd before we get too disillusioned!

 

Lol who would have thought...rap battle based on wacthes now i've seen everything

 

Spicy!

 

A draw? C'mon guys I whoopped his ass to complete humiliation

Also, I know O-Boy aka @OttoWilliam is eager to challenge the winner, so vote now damn it

 

Both pretty impressive
I would say Aqua-G has the edge, slightly

 

I have that same Casio

 

And Calibre 60 too....

 

To be fair, I'm sure Jim would have the edge if we rapped in Swedish!