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EPIC Horological RAP BATTLE: Aqua-G vs Pimpy-J

  1. Jim Dollares

    Jim Dollares Jan 29, 2021

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    In the left corner all the way from England, with more quartz watches than he can keep track of…. Aqua-G!

    Challenged today by the silver dial loving maniac from Sweden…. Pimpy-J!

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    Cast your vote below on who won this EPIC HOROLOGICAL RAP BATTLE!



    The winner will get to meet the horological rap king of Indonesia, the man known as O-Boy!



    Aqua-G:
    Whassup bitch!
    You muss be crayzee
    Quartz is so accurate
    and from just a little battery
    Automatic movements
    they gonna be the death of me
    Daaamn watchwinders
    they is takin' all my energy!


    Pimpy-J:
    Got so much cash
    the honeys see me wind,
    Leaving all the motherfucking
    quartz pieces behind!!

    My in-house movements
    its like I won the lottery,
    you spend your sad days
    changing another battery!!!


    Aqua-G:
    I'm Aqua-G, I'm king of the hill
    For all these other bitches it's a bitter pill
    I put in the work, I put in the time
    Now it pays off, I'm gold not nickel and dime
    I'm sharp like a razor, pressed like a blazer
    I'll stun you or kill you like Star Trek phaser
    But here's a lesson, don't give up hope
    If you post enough you can still be dope.... 2.


    Pimpy-J:
    Hey little man you think you're tough
    like a fake Aquaracer you aint nothing but a bluff,
    What the hell kinda name is Aqua-G
    all your gold is plated you think we cant see?
    I come to your house knock your head to the ground
    From ma Heuer02 you hear a loud spinning sound,
    I aint no shitty poser with no calibre fives
    my in house movements are sharper than knives,
    Let this be a lesson and hear what I say
    now shut the fuck up and get out of ma way!


    Aqua-G:
    Word is that quartz is more than you deserve
    Three to five years that's a REAL power reserve
    Spending all your money on yet another service
    Might as well be throwing all your dollares in a furnace
    Sooner or later you'll want a Swiss tourbillon
    Or a Cartier capped with a black cabachon
    Take a step back and find your inner humble
    Or forever be deafened by the Heuer 02 rumble



    Last but not least, in case you missed it, make sure to enjoy this awesome song from Teddy during the weekend, it has been on repeat in my car since release

     
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  2. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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    We should clarify that this was two separate rap battles joined together which is why it makes no sense...
     
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  3. Jim Dollares

    Jim Dollares Jan 29, 2021

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    Has rap ever made sense?
     
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  4. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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  5. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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    And muddled up, into the bargain.
     
  6. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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    Anyhoo....

    If no one else is going to ask, I'll bite. Jim, where the hell was the photo taken? And why are you wearing a shitty gold plated Casio?
     
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  7. Pitfitter446

    Pitfitter446 Jan 29, 2021

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    Or had a purpose?
     
  8. Hubert

    Hubert TAG Heuer Forums Moderator Staff Member Jan 29, 2021

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  9. Jim Dollares

    Jim Dollares Jan 29, 2021

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    Hahaha whats so strange about this photo? It is taken at a party in a hotel room in Gdansk :thumbsup:

    the Casio was an old impulse buy :rolleyes:

    Edit: I obviously wore the Casio to match my sunglasses, hat and bow tie
     
  10. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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    Obviously
     
  11. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 29, 2021

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    For the sake of absolute humiliation, perhaps we should continue...

    I said....
    Your shades are hilarious, balanced so precarious
    You acting all gangsta but I doubt that you're nefarious
    You say your dial is silver but your hat is clearly gold
    Your mishmash of styles is getting real old

    Now tell me what you want, what you really really want
    Is it a Rolex, a Brietling a TAG Heuer Autavia
    An Audemars Piguet, or a Hub-o-lot Big Bang
    Damn you crackers can't make your f'n minds up
    Just go big or go home but make sure it has diamonds!



    I think we need to wait for the late night crowd before we get too disillusioned!
     
  12. Albert-AMG

    Albert-AMG TAG Heuer Forums Moderator Staff Member Jan 29, 2021

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    :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Brilliant!!! I was laughing a lot with this rap battle, and I think the most fair result is the draw! ;)
    Very good! :thumbsup: And the video is very good too! :thumbsup:
     
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  13. OttoWilliam

    OttoWilliam Jan 29, 2021

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    Lol who would have thought...rap battle based on wacthes :eek::D now i've seen everything
     
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  14. kappa_md

    kappa_md Jan 29, 2021

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    Spicy! :D:p
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  15. Jim Dollares

    Jim Dollares Jan 30, 2021

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    A draw? C'mon guys I whoopped his ass to complete humiliation

    Also, I know O-Boy aka @OttoWilliam is eager to challenge the winner, so vote now damn it :D
     
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  16. Albert-AMG

    Albert-AMG TAG Heuer Forums Moderator Staff Member Jan 30, 2021

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    I think it’s a fair draw, also because this rap battle was mainly a quartz vs automatic rap battle, when you both have both quartz and automatic watches! :D What’s in your avatar Pimpy-J? ::bleh:: And what’s about Aqua-G’s Calibre 5, Calibre 16, and Calibre Heuer 01 watches? ::bleh::
    :D
     
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  17. Yago

    Yago Jan 30, 2021

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    Both pretty impressive :thumbsup:
    I would say Aqua-G has the edge, slightly
     
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  18. Yago

    Yago Jan 30, 2021

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    I have that same Casio :whistling:
     
  19. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 30, 2021

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    And Calibre 60 too.... ;)
     
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  20. Aquagraph

    Aquagraph Jan 30, 2021

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    To be fair, I'm sure Jim would have the edge if we rapped in Swedish!
     
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