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Jim Dollares
·In the left corner all the way from England, with more quartz watches than he can keep track of…. Aqua-G!
Challenged today by the silver dial loving maniac from Sweden…. Pimpy-J!
Cast your vote below on who won this EPIC HOROLOGICAL RAP BATTLE!
The winner will get to meet the horological rap king of Indonesia, the man known as O-Boy!
Aqua-G:
Whassup bitch!
You muss be crayzee
Quartz is so accurate
and from just a little battery
Automatic movements
they gonna be the death of me
Daaamn watchwinders
they is takin' all my energy!
Pimpy-J:
Got so much cash
the honeys see me wind,
Leaving all the motherfucking
quartz pieces behind!!
My in-house movements
its like I won the lottery,
you spend your sad days
changing another battery!!!
Aqua-G:
I'm Aqua-G, I'm king of the hill
For all these other bitches it's a bitter pill
I put in the work, I put in the time
Now it pays off, I'm gold not nickel and dime
I'm sharp like a razor, pressed like a blazer
I'll stun you or kill you like Star Trek phaser
But here's a lesson, don't give up hope
If you post enough you can still be dope.... 2.
Pimpy-J:
Hey little man you think you're tough
like a fake Aquaracer you aint nothing but a bluff,
What the hell kinda name is Aqua-G
all your gold is plated you think we cant see?
I come to your house knock your head to the ground
From ma Heuer02 you hear a loud spinning sound,
I aint no shitty poser with no calibre fives
my in house movements are sharper than knives,
Let this be a lesson and hear what I say
now shut the fυck up and get out of ma way!
Aqua-G:
Word is that quartz is more than you deserve
Three to five years that's a REAL power reserve
Spending all your money on yet another service
Might as well be throwing all your dollares in a furnace
Sooner or later you'll want a Swiss tourbillon
Or a Cartier capped with a black cabachon
Take a step back and find your inner humble
Or forever be deafened by the Heuer 02 rumble
Last but not least, in case you missed it, make sure to enjoy this awesome song from Teddy during the weekend, it has been on repeat in my car since release
Challenged today by the silver dial loving maniac from Sweden…. Pimpy-J!
Cast your vote below on who won this EPIC HOROLOGICAL RAP BATTLE!
The winner will get to meet the horological rap king of Indonesia, the man known as O-Boy!
Aqua-G:
Whassup bitch!
You muss be crayzee
Quartz is so accurate
and from just a little battery
Automatic movements
they gonna be the death of me
Daaamn watchwinders
they is takin' all my energy!
Pimpy-J:
Got so much cash
the honeys see me wind,
Leaving all the motherfucking
quartz pieces behind!!
My in-house movements
its like I won the lottery,
you spend your sad days
changing another battery!!!
Aqua-G:
I'm Aqua-G, I'm king of the hill
For all these other bitches it's a bitter pill
I put in the work, I put in the time
Now it pays off, I'm gold not nickel and dime
I'm sharp like a razor, pressed like a blazer
I'll stun you or kill you like Star Trek phaser
But here's a lesson, don't give up hope
If you post enough you can still be dope.... 2.
Pimpy-J:
Hey little man you think you're tough
like a fake Aquaracer you aint nothing but a bluff,
What the hell kinda name is Aqua-G
all your gold is plated you think we cant see?
I come to your house knock your head to the ground
From ma Heuer02 you hear a loud spinning sound,
I aint no shitty poser with no calibre fives
my in house movements are sharper than knives,
Let this be a lesson and hear what I say
now shut the fυck up and get out of ma way!
Aqua-G:
Word is that quartz is more than you deserve
Three to five years that's a REAL power reserve
Spending all your money on yet another service
Might as well be throwing all your dollares in a furnace
Sooner or later you'll want a Swiss tourbillon
Or a Cartier capped with a black cabachon
Take a step back and find your inner humble
Or forever be deafened by the Heuer 02 rumble
Last but not least, in case you missed it, make sure to enjoy this awesome song from Teddy during the weekend, it has been on repeat in my car since release
